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Bitcoin Boom Creates Jobs (For People Who Remember Passwords)!

Bitcoin's on fire, your dreams of early retirement are tantalizingly close... but then you hit a brick wall. You can't remember the password to your crypto wallet! Fear not, forgetful fortune hunters! A new breed of hero has emerged – the Crypto Key Cracker! These digital detectives, with their mnemonics mastery and cold sweat resistance, are like the amnesia cure for the cryptocurrency crowd. All for a small fee, of course (because who needs a yacht when you can afford a password therapist?). Next time you decide to become a digital Scrooge McDuck, write down that password somewhere besides the back of a napkin used to catch last night's c*m spill. Unless, of course, you enjoy funding the booming "forgetful-investor-industrial complex."

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